"5 taquitos plate is da bomb!"
"The soda machine is the ish!!!"
"Please pick up after your dog! It's the courteous thing to do!"
"Mr. Sticker is super nice! Mr. Auto Mechanic however is the epitome of douchebag!"
"I love and hate this place. Love it bc $15 hand car wash... Hate it bc rich folks getting car wash here always talk about how much money they have."
"Food is great! But the hostesses here are stupid! I've wasted 30 min waiting for a table and the guy behind us got seated first. Her excuse was "Oh I didn't know you're waiting for a table." REALLY?!"