"2 entrees, no sides, no drinks, to go, plus tax, plus tip = $45. What I got was two of the small sized plastic soup containers full of separate but equally horribly executed pasta dishes. Never again."
"When someone puts the "very" before "VERY family oriented" in all caps like that, no one wants to just come drink there. I promise children are gone by 8:30. Come on down, late night drinkers!"