"That last tip is wrong. I have strong Wi-Fi in the room and at the delicious spot across the street.The room is nothing fancy."
"Their Wednesday karaoke actually has people on the dancefloor! It's awesome."
"They've got free pool and free Street Fighter II. This place is great before all the youngins show up."
"Take the plunge and get a Volcano. Warning: The center is effin' ANGRY!"
"Pretty much the best place for a date in Fairhaven."