"Even the cottage cheese is above par."
"Beat Tony G in leg wrestling and win a New Kids on the Block trading card."
"If you want to be like the legendary Matt Engler, order the soft tacos to-go and eat them on your TV tray while enjoying an episode of South Park. Be sure to take your work shirt off before consuming."
"Check-in to the Chicken Salad Sandwich!"
"The beer's is not free, but the friendship is... Unless you're from Texas..."