"I hear the drinks are strong and the host is GORGEOUS"
"Be sure to pay homage to gramma. She's in a pot in the bathroom."
"Where the word "No" is never mentioned. Even if your card declined, you can use store credit."
"Chicken Katsu is amazing..NOM NOM NOM"
"Cause a girl needs some spandex"
"Debauchery, drinks and for you ladies...the morning after pill"