Tim

"Food options involve fat, grease and more fat. If your diet doesn't involve large quantities of fried food them bring your own"

"Absolutely fucking horrible - worst breakfast in years"

"It's not a lounge, it's a room with some chairs in it!"

"Not the best pub in Skipton - it's like the cast of a 1970's Tetley Bittermen advert 50 years on!"

"They only employ the vilest staff for some reason - they can't be the cheapest!"

"Rather awkward staff who won't inflate your own balloon with helium and claim its a health and safety risk to do so - it's helium not hydrogen you dimwits! No wonder it's closing down."