"Come in and let Julea rock your hairs!"
"Bagging groceries is a lost art at the WS QFC."
"Best super-pork burrito in West Seattle!"
"Seriously the cutest thing Seattle has seen since Drew Barrymore hung out at Linda's Tavern in the early '90s."
"Boycott Papa John's. Plastic cheese and a$$hole delivery drivers. Remember Domino's in the '90s? This place is worse."