"If you think that the DMV is bad, just wait till you get in here"
"Arrive :35 minutes before your flight, not a minute before. No line at security and no lounge."
"Never leave room for Cheesecake!"
"No Delta Sky Club at LAS, but you can use a United/USAirways club card to get in, which Amex Platinum may give you free if you ask nicely."
"Best breakfast in Las Vegas"
"And they don't take American Express "