"The carrot cake will change your life it's so good!"
"The burger is as advertised and more. Just order it and savor it. Oh, and don't skip the fries. They are legit."
"The car wash service is great, but also be sure to check out the gift shop. Also, if you get gas here, they donate a portion to schools."
"Nice comfy chairs in the waiting area. Nice quiet place to get some work done!"
"Burgers are great! For $2 more you can get bison instead of beef!"
"Every Tuesday is Three Blind Wines. $20 gets you a flight of 3 mystery wines. Answer the riddle and you get invited back to play for free!"