"There is honestly not a bad seat in the house, acoustically."
"$1 off if you show your SA Library card! ( limited time? )"
"Free Jazz for members on certain Sundays!"
"They now have ... fried pickle chips. These are far better than they have any right to be. Better, in my opinion, than Hooter's FPC."
"Like Terminator Stout? Like chocolate milkshakes? Order a Terminator Shake and savor!"