"Don't miss the otters an their water acrobatics!"
"Some like it hot...if that's you, try the TNT Roll. Your mouth will be blissfully ablaze."
"Order the chili burger and fries. Your arteries might be as crusty as your grandpa after, but your heart will be happy anyway."
"Order a quarter-pound cheeseburger, onion rings and a root beer. Sit on the patio and enjoy the relaxed pace of Brookside."
"Fish and chips, ham breakfast sandwich, Sir Francis Bacon - all must-do menu items. Portion sizes = HUGE!"
"Tigers blood is really the only proper sno cone flavor."