"Tasty Mai Tais! Lentil Fetoosh salad, Falafel Pitas, and hummus are great! Plenty of Sriracha bottles floating around for everyone!"
"If you say "Mike is cool" to your server in the month of July, you get free homemade spumoni!"
"Have a red sangria - it's delish! If you don't specify, they will give you Italian dressing on your salad, but they also have a pesto ranch, and it's much better than the Italian."