"The food is great. The wine selection is professional and the atmosphere is quaint and cozy. As the most romantic man in the world, I highly recommend this place for all first and forever-after dates."
"Always a huge culinary delight but whatever you do, don't eat beans before a date. <---Man Tip #42"
"The plain popcorn is better for you but not goodester for you."
"I looked everywhere and could not find any brightly colored eggs, chocolate bunnies or marshmallow peeps on this island."