"Go here if you need any repairs! My rusted bike that was in my friends garage for years got completely fixed for under $20."
"The early bird special is 20% off services which means a mani&pedi is $44 and you get tea and a brownie!"
"Smack dab in the middle of Berkeley, Oakland and Emeryville. Temescal isn't too far either."
"Say it with me now BO-DEG-GA"
"Bowie, James Brown Black Keys playing and $4 blue moons!"