Sarah

"Make sure to donate shoe boxes, blankets, towels, canned food, and litter before you pick up your new puppy or kitty."

"There were a lot of teabaggers here. I was frightened by their years of repressed anger coming forth in one orgasmic fountain of hatred for their president. The espresso is good too."

"Try the universal Ian."

"Try the kool-aid"

"Try the soup."