"The staff are unfriendly weirdos. I had to recode my door key everyday because it didnt work."
"Xxl nachos basically 2 tacos worth of ingredients on a giant pile of tortilla chips. Dont bother."
"Bacon egg & cheese croissant is the hangover helper"
"Come early. Come often. Come thirsty."
"Eat a hearty meal prior to arrival and youll be a'ight"
"The water is disgusting with trash in it and all up and down the shore. Otherwise its nice."