"Santorini island fries are the only way to go."
"If you're not sure, pick one: 1. California Burrito 2. Carne Asada Fries 3. Super Nachos (2 & 3 is too much food for a sitting)"
"The baristas here have no clue how the Green level works. They reject the benefits."
"Buttermilk baked chicken breasts are really bad."
"The club house has a shortage of pool sticks."