Graham Woodruff

"Keep your headphones on to help avoid the Chuggers"

"It is very rare for the chiltern line trains to use the whole platform so don't stand past the bridge."

"Try and avoid the charity sign up crews that always seem to hang outside at peak times in the evening"

"Staff don't know the difference between a bagel and a muffin, check before leaving."

"Get in at 2 mins past 11, forget trying to get a drink"

"Watch out for the creepy guy with glasses"