"Find a spot at the bar, try their cocktails, try to choose between their Grilled Cheese and their Berkshire Pork Sliders"
"Look out for English bands playing their first New York gigs, then feel superior as they move up through the Bowery Presents foodchain (nah, just go as often as possible)"
"Eat at the bar, drink a Martini, order the specials, and return to the 60's"
"Get there early (6:30ish) before the crowds, relax and let the bartender guide you, but don't miss out on a Cooper Union"