"Great bartenders!! Make sure to take your booty outside for good times!!"
"Bathrooms closed for renovation = stinky, gross porta potties! Wait for the next rest area!"
"Everyone here rocks, but Misty is the best!!"
"Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps."
""Your psycho, you are psycho, what the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in a loony bin!" -Warren"
"If you are on annandale at the light at 50, when you get over to the left turn lane PLEASE get over and don't straddle two lanes! Get over!!"