"Same Bat Time, Different Bat Place!"
"largest whole foods ever?"
"Attack Cat is permanently off-duty."
"there's a bike rack now, but it's actually useless. it only has spots for two bikes, but they always just store a bunch of carts in front of it anyway."
"$1 burgers are now $2 on Tuesdays."
"no toilet paper in the ladies' at 10PM on a Saturday? what the what?"