"If you ever come here without a MacBook and a fedora, you'll feel awkward"
"If you go with great company then it really doesn't matter what's good or not... either that or just drink enough"
""They'll make you some food you can't refuse!""
"Even if your train's late, don't accept candy and a free ride in a suspicious van"
"Heard a good joke today... Someone told me their train was on time"