"Slow and unhappy waiters, pricey for nothing, creepy walls."
"The hanger steak, rare. The waitress, rare beauty. +10"
"ORDINATE ABBONDANTE!!!!!!"
"Gyoza, Ebiten maki and Futomaki! There's nothing better in the whole world! Oh yeah, Tekka don!"
"Go there, buy a beer, sit down, talk and have a lot of fun! Best place in Milan, ever!"
"The biggest "cotoletta" (cutlet) i've ever seen! For just 7 euros you can also joke with 3 nice waitresses ;)"