"Ain't no half steppin' when you come here. Best step correc', 'cause we don't play that jive here."
"Bow at the door, on & off the mat, & when you leave. Its shows great respect for the school, instructors, & your Black Belt Attitude."
"Dont come here unless you have a good hour to kill. The service is slower than Radio (from the movie Radio)."
"Bow at the door, onto the floor, off the floor, & on your way out the door. Its shows good Black Belt Attitude & respect for the Instructors & the school."
"Enjoy your time here. Just dont make it the place you sleep."