Silencio Barnes

"I assume this is for the Maytag Laundry"

"Good luck trying to wash your hands in the men's room. The automatic sensor for the faucet is unnaturally cruel :("

"More than just Chinese. They got cheese fries, pastelillos, even egg sandwiches..."

"Try the fried chicken! I know some people that swear by Giant's fried chicken!"

"In that rare case of 'ya gotta do what ya gotta do' keep in mind that Sheetz takes checks :)) say that 3x fast :)) sheets takes checks"

"Sometimes ya might be hungry and low on cash...just remember this: 2 hotdogs for $1...+tax :P"