"The new Professor Cane sodas are delish! They're made with pure cane sugar and are so much better for you. And of course, you can't go wrong with any of the teas."
"Thursdays are AWESOME. $2 you call its. Can't beat that. Any other night isn't very great though."
"The Don Special is the best! I ordered the chicken parm today for lunch and wasn't impressed. I won't stray from my favorite again!"
"Don't get a chiltan here. It was awful."
"The drive-thru was super slow and they were out of the new deep dish pizza. How can you be "out" of the deep dish pizza but still have dough and ingredients to make the other pizzas?"
"Painkillers and Maui margaritas are da bomb!"