Michelle

"Save yourself the time. Everyone here is a gigantic bitch"

"Get ready to be harassed by the employees when they insistently try to up sell you on ice cream."

"Watch out in the finance room. They slipped theft protection in without me realizing it! Extra $350."

"Uhhh okay Employees... yes, please continue talking about how much you hate women while I buy a pizza"

"Extremely slow service. Also, the waitress took away our spicy sauce for another table without asking us."

"I think I'm allergic to something in here...pretty sure it's the crappy service. Unfortunately, you are required to leave a 15% tip...bull shit."