"Had to check out the new wine section."
"There is a secret menu item that's not displayed on the wall. Ask for #9 for a fried chicken combo."
"Extra hot anything is awesome here. Especially chicken liver!"
"Chinese soup spoons here are $2... Ming Wo sells the same quality for 0.50 each. And Ming Wo isn't nearly as ghetto. Sorry Yoko Yaya... Not impressed!!!"
"Don't fall for the old scam "tea ceremony". And if some young people ask to "practice English", run the other way!"