"The #7 Pho is to die for! Eat it up!"
"Have Tom C foreskin fiesta sausage platter!"
"Flirt with the hot Ginger bartender with the Wiley Nelson hair...lube talk gets him super jazzed!"
"Check in or get the fuck out of the stad house!"
"Make sure you say hi to the hot server Adrianna!!!"
"If you come here, don't be INS!!!"