"Make sure to order the crack sauce on your burrito"
"After you've survived your harrowing trip through Stabber Alley, cool off with a drink at nearby Archway Cafe."
"Did you know there's a name for Penn Station's neighborhood: CraPenSta. Similar to TriBeCa or SoHo, it stands for "the CRap Around PENn STAtion"."
"Primo Cappuccino has tasty bagels with lox and flavored coffees you can mix together to create your own chocolate-hazelnut-raspberry combination."
"The thousand year old egg is interesting if you like -interesting- food"
"View the skulls, body parts, wax lady and other physiological oddities. Consider the miracle of life."