Sean Bruton

"Always Escargot!"

"I'm only eating here because I've been drinking. The food is bloody awful."

"Bleh. Dumpy place full of dumpy people."

"Best damn theatre in the 512. Great beer and solid pizza makes the movie experience that much better. Fantastic gin selection as well, if that's your thing."

"The ground traffic officials must hate American Eagle. Penalty box. Every bloody time."

"Don't buy contacts from them. They keep a pair out of the box for themselves to replace the sample set they used to fit you with. I was never told that when I bought them."