"Overrated! Pretentious. Mediocre service to get you in and out. No substitutions. Food fine but not worth the arrogance or the wait. Go to Cream Puff instead."
"Don't run into this at night!"
"Watch out for the old crotchety man who lives there! He has been known to try and convince innocent young women to commit great sins!"
"They got rid of their wireless. Fail. Will be utilizing the other coffee shops in Aptos."
"Stay in one of the upstairs bedroom. The view is amazing and the company is even better! ;-)"