"I used to like this place. The service is slow, the management treats you like you are a nuisance, the waitresses genuinely could care less whether you have a beer or not. Not recommended."
"The best closers this side of the Mississippi!"
"Your home SOLD...GUARANTEED or we'll BUY IT!"
"This is where The Scott Neal Home Selling Team will GUARANTEE to sell your home, or they'll BUY IT!"