Joshua Love

"They have different kinds of breads _and_ mustards. Only in America, amirite?"

"Be sure to try out the crosswalks"

"The recycle / compost / waste station is the best I've seen, with its HDTV intro, four training kiosks, kiddie castle, and seven technicians onhand to explain the differences between a bagel and a cup"

"With the way it's been running as of late, the L has no idea where the L is either."