"The vegetarian moussaka is AMAZING here! Get it in the half order to save money!"
"Bobby is the nicest waiter! Tip him well :)"
"Ask for Vern. He'll give you an honest opinion and good deal."
"Try out the hot tub- the seat by the waterfall is the best!"
"The little cubbies designed by Chloe are the best areas to nap in."
"Beware of creepy locals"