Sam Sutherland

"The mandarin soda and the grape Kool aid can fuck me right in the pussy."

"Add your empties to the pile x"

"$11 tickets for Westpac MasterCard holders including a small popcorn on Wednesday. (Could be for any MasterCard)"

"Try the Apple Pie cocktail! Best I've ever had. Comes with a real cinnamon twill and fresh apple! Don't try any pizza with prosciutto though, really bad quality."

"If you ever see the line for Churros less than 5 metres, get in there! Usually huge waits every time I've been!"

"You might want to eat the first thing you see, but have a good look around, heaps of similar things, you could get a better deal."