"If only there were grues here, but there aren't."
"The potato chips here are really really REALLY crunchy. Loud ass crunchy."
大学 & 教育
· アメリカ合衆国フェアファックス
"One of the security checkpoints is closed. Except looooong lines."
"The toasters are turbo-charged here, which sounds great and all, but they always leave my Pop-Tarts burnt and tasting like chunks of pure carbon."
"Probably the best place to read tacos on campus."
"The floor here appears to be composed of 15,762 tiles."