"Food is mediocre. If the cashier opened her mouth when she talked it would have made things easier."
"Carne asada burrito... double wrapped. Do it!"
"I'm thinking having a guy making balloons right in front of the door might restrict access to your restaurant."
"Check your feelings at the door"
"I will eat almost anything but I will never be back here."
"Pa Nang curry is delicious and a 4 out of 5 on the spicy scale was almost too much to handle, but just right."