"Ask for Shirley she is the best waitress"
"Seafood pizza and pork satays are amazing"
"Bug big sizes man. Don't think a half duck is enough for 2. Shit that's so cheap is not plentiful"
"Guess who came in? Tom Parker-Bowles"
"Guess who came in? Steven Isserlis"
"Guess who came in? Stephen Fry"