"Hmm not sure what happened, but they really over sauced the sushi last time"
"The breakfast croissant with egg, so good"
"Bring a pen. All the desk pens have been ripped out. Sad state of defunding."
"Superstition, pisco punch, and pink wave 👌"
"Cocktails are kinda meh. Stick to the beers and wine."
"Huh, never had cooked avocados in my omelette before"