Robert Coombs

"Bring a bottle and skip the line."

"This bloody Mary is like a punch in the face. And only $3!"

"Had the crab stuffed halibut and halibut cheeks. It was outrageous (and fun to say: "Hali-but-cheeks")."

"The seared ahi tuna salad is outrageous. Chase it with a Land Park lime Rickey and think of me."

"If you want to blow a lot of money on mediocre drinks and awful service, this is the place for you!"

"Everything in this hotel seems cheap. From the TP to the towels to the bar pours I feel like I'm being punished. Don't get me started on what's left from the bachelorette party in the room before me."