"if you ignore the pianists too much, they will call you and you'll end up dancing on stage. this will also happen if you're way to into it."
"I think satan has relocated here from the dmv. They don't allow you to use your phone or any other electronic device & they force you to watch judge judy."
"The latest drop-off in town: 8pm."
"45¢ wings on Tuesdays & 60¢ boneless wings on Thursdays."
"They have 99¢ Route 44 drinks before 11am."