Chris Matchett

"Has gone massively downhill over the years. The service is nonexistent. Waited 30 minutes for food to find other customers fed ahead of us, and our order not even started. Mayor's last visit."

"Really excellent for children's haircuts"

"Had a flat white. It wasn't terrible but more milk than coffee. Essentially a small single latte. On this evidence it's not the best coffee in Ealing. Possibly not even this street."

"Terrible service these days. Serving undercooked sausage rolls. Manager was fine but other staff rude. They admitted other people had complained about the same issue."

"Full of smelly smokers. The toilet smells better than the restaurant. I'm not even kidding about that. What's the point in good burgers if it's ruined by the awful smell?"

"The cake seemed expensive but arrived with a healthy side of fruit, which my daughter adored"