"Make sure once entering, you exit the imprisonment of glass... Jon ran into it... Everyone laughed"
"A little slower than smoothie king, but the smoothies are way better"
"$5 - 2chilidogs, chips, drink. Can't beat it."
"The guy that wears the hats is awesome. He deserves a raise and a high five."
"TWO DOLLAR TALL BUD LIGHTS. All day, every day."
"The turkey bacon blitz, might be the most delicious thing I've ever eaten"