Drew Schlussel

"Ignore the insolent children and look in the back of the fridge for a cold beer."

"Don't call all in versus the guy that only plays 3 hands an hour."

"The parking spot closest to the door is reserved for the Mayor. Be sure to respect his honor."

"GET THE BURGER! This was hands-down the best burger I've had in YEARS. Perfectly prepared, the blue cheese and avocado made it absolutely delicious."

"When you get the French toast, ask for the syrup on the side."

"Try the seared scallops. They are outstanding."