"Brand new, and not too many places to hide dog turds, so maybe everyone will actually pick up!"
"Grande Americano over ice = jet fuel. Also visit http://bit.ly/subapologist for info on Tampa music + culture"
"Be nice and leave a little tip for the ladies - they're super awesome."
"As of right now, these are the best deviled crabs I've ever had in Tampa."
"They're open on the second level now"
"I think it's alright if employees check in. Get over it."