"Buttload of khinkali and a mug of beer for a handful of pocket change? I'll take two!"
"This place is one fire away from a total disaster. Basement bar? Check. One exit? Check. Lots of stairs? Check. Locked in? Check."
"What's good here? Beer."
"I don't know who Artashes is, but the dude makes a mean shawarma"
"Best falafel in Yerevan."