"Try our large Champ for $13.89 or get a large single topping with a regular order of bread sticks and a 2-liter drink for $16.99"
"Current special... 3-cheese 2-topper for $12.99"
"Try the Founder's Favorite or the Serious Meat (and add banana peppers)."
"Order from home, might see me! Fastest friendliest driver!"
"Never work for this evil corporation"
"Just about every time I come in I run in to Coach Cal! Love this place!"