"Off. Leash. Dog. Play. Area. (I need not say more.)"
"Headed to work? Looking for coffee? Go somewhere else. Unless you wanna lose your job cuz the drive through takes a lifetime."
"Get the best deals on parts from Ric in the Parts office!"
"Omlettes are big enough to share! Coffee is great, too. Just don't sit too close to the door if its cold!"
"Fresh. Baked. Waffle Cones. So good! Don't let the line fool you, wait the 5 minutes instead of driving into town."