"Gordon, the proprietor, is officially among the top 10 Baristas in the UK. Utterly superb coffee guaranteed & great selection of craft beers"
"Ask the knowledgeable staff about any special offers. St. Georianbrau Kellerbier is currently only £2 for a 500ml bottle!"
"Had one of the greatest curries of my life here, and I know my curries better than most! Wow."
"The Pipers "posh crisps" are 80p a bag despite what some less alert folk might think. They're also 40g packs which is more than Walkers."
"It's really not that hard to spell potato ffs!"
"I'd they don't put crackling in your bag, simply ask for some!"